Sometimes a white lie can salvage so much more than the truth ever will..

Debs and sam came back from their church conference and sam had something exciting to tell me..

sam :"hey david i’ve got a secret to tell you"
debs:"hey dun la.. i pai sei.."
me  :"yeah wats that?"
sam :"Well, during the church service, i saw debs writing scribbling on her. At first she drew lines to form a letter ‘A’.. then she continued drawing somemore"
me  :"then then?"
sam :"Then she drew a letter ‘d’ beside the ‘A’ !"
me  :" omg.. debs.. ure officially a lesbian"
sam :"yeah that’s how much she misses adele that she’s drawing adele’s name on her palm."
me  :"man debs, ure kinda freaky.."
sam :"haha.."

SG ppl.. come back soon n bring us good food! We miss you! (or rather debs is turning insane due to the lack of lesbian partners)

Alright we’re off to the RE to drown deb’s sorrows with alcohol.. haha..

Debs: "Do you like malay dance?"
sam : "why leh?"
debs: "oh malays are also very good at playin basketball leh..you know.."
sam : "huh?"
debs: "eh you know that sport.. the ball which is made of basket one?"
me  : "hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaaa"
jess: " oh you mean sepak takraw"
me & sam : "hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahaha"
debs: "…….."

classic.

somtimes i wonder whether deborah is a blonde in really really good disguise.

Hey there ! I’ve been missing for a long time. I know. Too lazy to update. Too many things to update about. Too many photos to put up. And my laptop is officially screwed. So right now im using deborah’s laptop.. and im downloading cronous on her laptop! haha.. im gonna rob her laptop when she goes to melb.

Anyway, i have yet to find a job for this semester. WHY arent the clubs calling me back !? Am i destined to work onli at some spas eatery place?

Will someone pls remind me to pass my hard disk to melissa for her to bring back to sg to pass to my bro to get it fixed to pass back to someone to bring back to brisbane for me?

Oh, btw, there’s a major ASS hot babe beside me now.. or so she says.. haha.. if u dunno who the major ASS hot babe is.. go figure..

i need money.. would anyone like to sponsor me a car here in brissie? The temp now is 12 degrees. Heard it’s damn hot in sg though. It’s kinda cold here. I need to put on 10kg of weight, get tanner, heal my ankle, cut my hair etc etc. ok i promise ill put pics up soon when my laptop is healed. Or when i can find the damn time! ok ciao ppl.

Oh i love the show “who’s line is it anyway?” It’s freakin funny i tell ya. Watched a shit load of those videos on youtube.

Oh i was listening to brisbane radio station ( i shall not name stations in case i get sued), and they do really screwed up things man. They give away prizes to ppl who do stupid stuff! Like just now they were giving away gwen stefani concert tix to someone whom pretended to be from a wake up company. he was supposed to call random ppl at unearthly hours and just irritate the shit outta them. So, they called some random number in new york. Then this old lady picked up and the guy went “Hey there, i’m your friendly wake-up service operator! Hope you enjoyed our service!” haha.. like wtf man.. and the best part was.. it was like 4am in new york. HAHA! Totally fucked up man seriously. And they called back the same number like 4 times to really piss the shit outta the lady. Damn bastard man. Crazy-ass aussie radio.

cheers.